Hazbin Hotel, Erika Henningsen, Blake Roman, Christian Borle, Lilli Cooper, Kevin Del Aguila, Sam Haft, Andrew Underberg - Speedrun To Redemption

Alright, show me redemption

Step one, say you'll get it done
Make redemption your resolution

Fine

Step two, bid the booze adieu

Hey!

A sober mind's primed for absolution
Step three, dignity!
Try dressing more modestly
Step four, feed the poor

Hey, ain't you that fancy whore?

Five, six, seven, eight
Come on, buddy, concentrate
Change some babies, and
Help old ladies across the street
Isn't he sweet?

Uh-huh

Right

Come on, Angel, you're far from shameful
Just misunderstood
You can be good for good

Woah

All you skeptics, pay close attention
We'll speedrun from here to redemption

Step nine, give a hobo a dime

Yeah, no way this story is bogus

Step ten, do one through nine again
Again?

Just in case the angels in charge didn't notice
Step eleven—

Little question, this guy gets to Heaven how?

Step twelve, what the hell?
Pentious was redeemed by now
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen
Better, nicer, faster, quickly

Wear this top hat, and build a rocket
You gotta commit, start speaking like this
Have depression, an egg obsession
And a leathery hood, then you'll be good for good
Then save a friend from a certain demise— oh, fuck!
Maybe the key is self-sacrifice
If you offer up your life with pure intentions
We'll speedrun from here to redemption

I hate you